We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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