I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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