Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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