My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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