so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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