ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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