Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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