we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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