Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm too high and old for this...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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