I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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