dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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