Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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