Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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