Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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