Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I could fuck to npr.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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