Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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