I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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