He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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