piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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