before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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