I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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