No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
