I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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