And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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