New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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