Can Purell be used as lube?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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