I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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