first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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