How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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