I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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