their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's official drugs can't kill me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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