I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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