HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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