? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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