he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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