as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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