I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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