Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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