Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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