it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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