Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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