Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I want to fling myself into the sun
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