lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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