Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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