So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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