i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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