Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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