It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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