I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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