A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude. I can hear the air.
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