the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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