There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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