My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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