is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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