Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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